Giving You The Fake News You Need To Be Uninformed
Scoop News The Scoop News Saterical Newspaper Saterical Newspaper
Updated The Scoop
MyScoop | Register
NEWS ALERT: Local Man Can’t Remember Where His Pants, Left Sock and Wallet Are Located
Experts Release List of 2009's Best Jobs
DENVER, CO - With the economy struggling and massive layoffs a daily occurrence, employment experts have released a list of the top 10 paying jobs for the upcoming year. Toping that list is Employment Expert.
"If you want a good job during a recession, you should read a couple books and declare yourself an Employment Expert," said Employment Expert, Ariel Tucker.
| FULL STORY |
Join The Scoop News Mailing List
  

 MORE HEADLINES

Bush Admits Suffering From Extreme Case of Senioritis
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With less than a month left in his term as President of the United States, George W. Bush has admitted that he has "a severe case of senioritis."
| FULL STORY |

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Promising change, Barack Obama won the presidency last year, and taking office this month, Obama has already issued several major changes to the United States which have many Caucasian-Americans concerned.
| FULL STORY |

 NEWS BRIEFS

RECENT HEADLINES
TODAY'S MOST POPULAR
NATIONAL
RELIGION
SPORTS
BUSINESS
TECHNOLOGY
INTERNATIONAL
ENTERTAINMENT
MEDICINE
SCIENCE
POLITICS
JOBS | SITEMAP | CONTACT | MASTHEAD | RSS | ABOUT | PARTNERS