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Published March 2005
…be relatively easy to beat… unless you are a Democrat. Ha, man, that will never gets old. Anyways, if … evil I guess, version of our Bush,” said Democratic Senator Jeff Bingamen (NM). “I am …
Published January 2009
…I never really paid attention to him. He was a Democrat, and therefore a liar and a thief. I don’t …
Published February 2007
…the nation feared has come to pass as the new Democrat controlled Congress unleashed its gay loving, … think it would come within our lifetime. The Democrats have control now and everything we’ve … Laid-her.’ If those tree-hugging Democrats come anywhere near me I’m gonna run their … said Dennis Kucinich, D-OH. “Democrats have always known that God doesn’t exist … came out smelling like a rose.” The Democrats are pleased with themselves and their progress. …
Published August 2005
…the nomination will likely come under fire from Democrats. “I’ve said all along that I … country are applauding the nomination of Christ, Democrats and atheists fear that Christ will only make our … as a country,” said Hillary Rodham Clinton, Democrat from New York. “Most of the world …
Published September 2000
…Federation signed both the republican and democratic presidential hopefuls to the main event during …
Published August 2001
…The plan is controversial and as anticipated, democrats in the house and senate are already lining up … that doesn’t have any mutant powers.” Democrats have thus far been quick to point out that giant …
Published August 2002
…be ready by the next election year.” Democrats and civil rights groups are appalled by the plan … crazy plan of President Bush’s,” said Democratic Senator Ben Williams. “Hicks in trucks …
Published February 2004
…After suffering a string of Primary losses, Democratic Presidential candidate Gov. Howard Dean and his …
Published March 2004
…simulation. While many seem satisfied, some democrats have challenged the legitimacy of the film and … Gun for crying out loud!” said Evan Bayh, Democratic Senator from Indiana. “And it isn’t …
Published May 2004
…of speculation came to an end last Thursday as Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry announced his … remained silent throughout the press conference, Democratic insiders say the puppy is the best choice, not … choice for our future Vice President” said Democratic Publicist Kyle Walters. “He’s cute, …