…slaughtered and tested for the debilitating disease. The disease, which effects the central nervous … Childhood is believed to be the most contagious disease ever recorded, able to spread from child to child … and their bodies burned to stop the spread of the disease. Though the efforts have been stepped up in the … being discovered daily. “Unfortunately this disease has reached plague status in a relatively short … of children is suspected to have contracted the disease, a contamination team is sent in to quarantine a …

…a breakthrough in the fight against Douche Bag Disease by identifying and tracing a key genetic … to a possible cure and the elimination of the disease all together. Douche Bag Disease has infected … has the highest population of men with Douche Bag Disease in the country followed by Massachusetts. … According to the Center for Disease Control, of the roughly 4.3 million males in New … Jersey, 89% of them have Douche Bag Disease. Many residents of New Jersey feel validated by …

…viral infection known as March Madness. The disease, which attacks the central nervous system, has … virus has been contained to the United States but disease experts anticipate the infection spreading to … Freeman, chairman for the Center of Infectious Disease in Atlanta, Georgia. “I have seen diseases … This? This scares me.” March Madness is a disease that is easily cured if caught in the early … stages, but if left unnoticed, the disease can be fatal in as little as two weeks. …

…weeks. According to Leghorn, he contracted the disease on a recent trip to Singapore. Singapore has … more surprised to find out that’s the only disease he has. If the public accepts him now after this … has already increased awareness of the disease and Bird Flu experts are hoping to use Leghorn as … his stature, had contracted this dirty, filthy disease. I mean, wow. Now the whole world will look at … already tripled its donations to help fight the disease.” Leghorn thanked his family and friends …

…that the SARS virus is now the most contagious disease in recorded history. At the time the announcement … else. No, kidding, but seriously…” The disease, said to be similar to the Rockin’ … early. Over 6000 people have contracted the disease worldwide and SARS has been reported to have … 372 deaths. “This is just a terrible, nasty disease. These poor people are shitting everywhere, … and from the country in an effort to contain the disease. The toy and American Flag industries are …

…continued to say the band likely contracted the disease through a suspicious package mailed to their … the band Anthrax, is um, gonna get Anthrax, the disease Anthrax, and kick the living shit out of Anthrax, … the disease, then Anthrax, the band, is gonna tear up all … over Anthrax’s sorry ass. The disease. Yeah, that’s it.” As of yet, the Los …

…Budweiser sponsoring a local man’s liver disease, is said to be worth in the neighborhood of $2.3 … to reward him. Budweiser will sponsor his liver disease in hopes of spreading the Bud brand.” … is accepting responsibility for this man’s disease riddled body. We obviously didn’t make this …

…research and may lead to preventing the disease which currently affects 80% of American women age … that it was everywhere. We wanted to stop the disease before it spread to other countries. It is just … that affects 18-year-old males. “A similar disease has reared its head in the American male,” …

…penny. That’s messed up. Lupus is a serious disease that affects many, many people, and we …

…Virginity, one of the most debilitating diseases known to man, finally has a cure. While this … Systems professionals and fat, ugly girls. This disease prevents the individual from ever being truly … and may lead to excessive masturbation. If the disease is not treated by the age of 25, the persons …

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