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Published August 1999
…sheets!’ Look vat dat sheet deed to dat dog right der!” From this point, the conflicts …
Published November 1999
…way to wash down our new ‘Me So Horny Corn Dog’ than with a refreshing Agent Orange …
Published December 1999
…aight? Oh and by the way, that movie “Dogma,” hi-fuckin-larious” After God took …
Published August 2000
…new creation will be made entirely out of ground dog meat, imported from various third world countries … While Chihuahua’s will not be the only dog mixed with the secret herbs and spices, Allan … dirty mutt and I was never 100% confident in a dog being our national spokesperson,” Allan … many people have said that our food tastes like dog shit, but it’s not the same. It was really … eating dog shit. How can you expect a company to get behind …
Published September 2000
…the grave this week to “re-do the pile of dog shit that passed for my death scene.” …
Published May 2001
…early Friday morning at the local Winky Dinky Dog, a popular hot dog establishment in …
Published August 2001
…like a creepy ‘I know what you did to your dog’ sorta way.” If the project remains …
Published June 2002
…bear had just come right into town and killed a dog somewheres in Colorado. Well we said that there …
Published July 2003
…December when I should legally be able to have my dog rape me wearing a leather mask. Goddamn… …
Published August 2003
…was over. I caught him ‘petting’ my dog. And not the normal type of petting, I mean the … really fucked up. And now I don’t think my dog will ever trust another man.” Despite …