…centering around extraterrestrial visitors to earth, a race of alien beings has revealed themselves … officially introduce themselves to the people of Earth and address some of their recent activities, both … the anal probing. “Hello people of earth. Consider this our formal hello. As many of you … The Hofs, who were originally sent to earth to gather information for a hostile takeover of … have changed their ways and have come to love the earth and it’s “colorful” …

…laser on the surface of Mars pointed directly at earth. Originally, the group of scientists had been … see a giant, solar powered laser pointed right at Earth. This has to be the reason behind global warming … that is increasing the temperature of the earth. “This heat-ray is melting our polar ice … caps and raising the temperature of the Earth,” said Senator John Kyle, R-AZ. “We … on Mars that may be responsible for the attack on Earth. “The existence of the so called …

…members taking turns addressing the people of Earth and describing their new accommodations. Little … and so far have refused to ever come back to Earth. “Why should we all come back? You guys … now. We should be there in about 20 million Earth years… or in our time, two days. Suck it … Earth!” …

…six other alien races have spent time here on Earth examining the human lower intestine area. … it will be determined whether or not to invade Earth. “Well, we aren’t exactly sure how … B have been looking for reasons to invade Earth. But honestly, I don’t know how any of our …

…in order to prevent the Devil from taking over Earth. “I saw that total and I was a little …

…UpYoButt. What the fuck is that all about? Who on Earth would find that appealing? Find me the normal …

…described as “the most disgusting thing on Earth.” “Seriously, I thought that …

…figurehead for millions, will not be returning to Earth this month as was previously scheduled. This … the 11th time Christ has postponed his return to Earth in the past 200 years. The announcement of the …

…to find out exactly what is the funniest thing on earth. “When we started this little project, we …

…the deity controlling all natural elements of the Earth, held a press conference last week because the … people of Earth “don’t seem to be picking up the hint.” The … none of you notice that there have been like 20 earthquakes in the last month? Did none of you notice … but I don’t want to keep doing it. Causing an earthquake takes a lot out of a girl. It’s like giving … all run with that quote. My vagina does not cause earthquakes. But you know, if I were to be hooked up on …

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