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Andre Flutroe is becoming more and more concerned by thoughts of purchasing flip-flops.

Local Man Concerned by Thoughts of Purchasing Flip-Flops

Published March 2021

CHICAGO, IL – Local software developer Andre Flutroe, 29, says he has become concerned about his increasing desire to purchase a pair of flip-flops sandals.


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