Published September 1999
…to hell!” In a related story, under the influence of several lawyers, Koko the Gorilla has …
Published March 2000
…just wrong. It is gay and wrong!” Kent, uninfluenced by his crying child, placed the Barbie on …
his barbecue grill, drenched it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze. As the supple …
Published April 2009
…attack on the world in the form of a swine flu virus. To date, over 150 people have died from …
You know what would be good? Some of those big fluffy biscuits slathered in a ton of pork-sausage …
of Asians. That’s about it. I guess their little flu was all squawk. Get it? I guess the pigs are just …
to sources inside of the ASLF, the swine flu is really the first in a series of planned …
to remain nameless. “If you people think swine flu is bad wait till you see horse flu. That is going …
Published April 2001
…excited about the new opportunities that this influx of additional funding has given his corporation. …
Published October 2001
…on pornography and masturbation. His bodily fluid levels were critically low and he was suffering …
spanking it,” said Den. In addition to low fluid levels, Williams also suffered 3rd degree burns …
Published November 2001
…was rushed to the medical center after feeling flu like symptoms which included “seriously …
Published March 2002
…it was. But until they have enough money to influence our votes, we won’t listen to …
Published November 2003
…then they can get in the suburbs. With the influx of black culture into suburban white …
Published February 2004
…on the Pleasure Dome? Oh, this has got me all flustered. I saw Jude Law, just ‘cus I have …
Published July 2005
…the economy is going strong, we see a lot of affluent inspired names. Rupert, Buffy, Esmerelda, …