MONTHLY SATIRICAL MAGAZINE
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Published September 1999
…hair stylist, Benny the flamboyantly gay emu). The Catholics have recently jumped onto the …
Published March 2000
…back. I tell you what, if that woman made my son gay, so help me. I don’t know what I will … wears figure skates. It’s just wrong. It is gay and wrong!” Kent, uninfluenced by his …
Published May 2000
…a similar cabinet post. This move may lock up the gay-Porto Rican vote that has always eluded the …
Published July 2000
…dead people” and get ready for “I see gay people.” This one is sure to be a winner. … movie. Sons tells the story of Cornelius, a young gay man in Revolutionary times. He is cocky and …
Published June 2001
…of Wilson McMichaels have put the openly gay Chili’s waiter on notice for failure to … meet “funny-flaming-gay-man” expectations. The notice, issued late … to be a result of McMichaels decidedly “non-gay” appearance and personality. … just a normal guy. But he’s not. He’s gay and he should dress gay. If he were to walk up to … people at them would have no idea that he’s gay and it’s not supposed to be like that. Our …
Published October 2001
…All the pirates are just hanging out having a gay old time! Now how could anyone like that cause …
Published October 2001
…she would get any action would be from a blind gay man, and then she would only be getting it in the …
Published April 2002
…how his ‘roommates’ in the Navy were gay.” While most of his friends have a problem … the one that does it for me. Not that I’m gay or anything, I just got a thing for midgets in …
Published April 2002
…years of studying the anus, I can finally see the gay thing.” All seven alien races have …
Published July 2003
…of buttfucking laws is held as a victory in gay and lesbian rights, heterosexuals, especially … spouse. “This is not just a good day for gays, it’s a good day for Americans.” … country much happier… especially the men, both gay and straight.” Several other sexual related …