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Published October 2009
…has concluded that wealthy Americans actually hate poor Americans. The report also states that the … really taken aback by how vehemently the rich hated the poor,” said Richard Folds, head researcher … dog here, with no protection. That’s a level of hate we haven’t seen since the Cosby Show.” For poor … “What’s interesting is that for the level of hate that the rich have for the poor, the feelings are … between the two groups is that the poor hate the rich in a completely different way. Of course …
Published January 2010
…admitted that he can no longer remember why he hates Democrats, the environment, poor people and … been trying to remember just why it is that I hate everything that isn’t white and rich and I… I … to remember but it certainly isn’t the cause. I hated minorities and poor people long before I started … have provoked questions as to where Limbaugh’s hate originates. “The things (Limbaugh) says are so … no difference if’n he rememberin’ why he hates the things he hates. He didna gradiate from no …
Published September 2005
…platform, which consisted of the mantra “We Hate Bush,” was not as successful as Democratic … a new spin with the new slogan “we still hate Bush because he is stupid.” “We were … Bush in women’s clothes or saying he hates Mexicans. But that really isn’t the meat … have wrong is the fact that they think everyone hates Bush. Do good, honest God fearing Christians … hate him? Some, yes, but not a lot of them. Does God …
Published June 2004
…“If there is one group of people I hate more than Mexicans, it’s Hippies. No, wait, … I hate hippies a lot more than Mexicans. Mexicans bathe. … lazy. And the women shave their arm pits. God I hate hippies. Actually, God has no part in it. If … their rich parents again. Did I mention that I hate hippies?” According to Berkley citizens … “Yeah I heard I was the only one too… but whatever man,” said Spoony. “I was actually …
Published November 2000
…huh?” Stork reportedly said. “Man whatever, it’s your money. Out of all the great … right over there is the new Fucking Queers Who Hate Jesus album. See the big display that I made, … feelings toward Fucking Queers Who Hate Jesus, Stork vows to carry on with his campaign …
Published May 2002
…Stanley Cup. “If there’s one thing I hate more than sinners and Bud Selig, it’s teams … dammed if I’m gonna let Detroit win it. I hate Dominick Hasek too. Hate him. But the vengeful …
Published September 2006
…see the character put to sleep. I’ve always hated him. Even as a kid watching Disney cartoons, I … hated him. Tell me one productive thing that he has … funny.’ I just want to slap those people. I hate those people almost as much as I hate Pluto. My … boss, you know… Satan, yeah, he hates him too.” While Disney officials are …
Published February 2009
…I imagine it would make me want to throw up. I hate fat people. Especially fat chicks.” …
Published March 2003
…resident Brad Savage. “Coke drinkers hate Pepsi and the Pepsi folks hate Coke. It’s a …
Published February 2009
…Laden. “Huckabee has everything we love to hate in America. If he were to win the Presidency, it …