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Published August 2005
…RALEIGH, NC – With Hippie Jam Fest season entering its second month, … another large Hippie Jam Fest, named Jampalooma, is expected to reach … North Carolina early next week. So far this year, Hippie Jam Fests have caused over two billion dollars in … “I’ve been tracking and studying Hippie Jam Fests for almost ten years now and this … I’ve ever seen,” said Ali Bauer of Hippie Jam West Watch. “It has all the markings of …
Published July 2005
…“Those damn satanic, tree-huggin’ hippie pricks call up all their fellow satanic, … tree-huggin’ hippie pricks and report back on how much they hate … we really want to hear the opinion of these dirty hippies? Fuck no. We want to hear what the real …
Published September 2005
…have a job and have plenty of money. Only dirty hippie liberals don’t have jobs. And what about …
Published June 2000
…signs saying “Stop protesting you stupid hippies” and “Go home and shower. Then fuck … store, plan to stay and picket until the “hippies” have left. “Seriously, there are … open for almost three months and those stupid hippie pieces of shit are still out there. Like …
Published November 2000
…without a role model for their ‘Suburban Hippie’ culture. Child Protective Services has … Stoned/drunk Frat guys with their girlfriends and Hippies aren’t a good combo,” Wallace said. …
Published June 2004
…mean to sound like a dick here, but fuck those hippies. Fuck them in their dirty, dreadlocked, … of people I hate more than Mexicans, it’s Hippies. No, wait, I hate hippies a lot more than … And the women shave their arm pits. God I hate hippies. Actually, God has no part in it. If there were … rich parents again. Did I mention that I hate hippies?” According to Berkley citizens questioned …
Published February 2007
…parts for electric cars. “The god damned hippies have ruined everything,” said SUV owner …
Published March 2009
…not play our games. Sensitive, indie kids and hippies are not big gamers but if they can recreate …