MONTHLY SATIRICAL MAGAZINE
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Published March 2010
…isn’t what I teach! Giving poor people and lazy people access to health care for free isn’t … part and if they don’t, if they are too lazy then they have to fend for themselves! If someone …
Published February 2001
…dirty, dirty Guatemalan’s get off their lazy, non-vest producing asses. As soon as they blow …
Published February 2007
…not trust the Spider Clan. They are dishonest and lazy. They will only eat donuts and sneak like dragon …
Published April 2007
…Ice Cube’s fault. We’ve been a little lazy on the whole issue. We gave white people way too …
Published March 2000
…white and the rats smoke it. The cockroaches are lazy, and Mr. Pigeon wears a wife beater T-Shirt and …
Published March 2009
…that thing? It’s not cheap. And then there’s that lazy mooch of a boyfriend that I have. Do you think he …
Published June 2004
…And are somewhat responsible. And aren’t as lazy. And the women shave their arm pits. God I hate …
Published December 1999
…‘make that damn toy, ‘fore I whip yo lazy ass.’ Then he would whip us anyway. And it …
Published November 2006
…Well, I must admit that I have been a little lazy for the past few months, but for good reason. Are …