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Published February 2009
…with criminal mischief after presiding over the marriage of a male doll, Jonas, and a small, stuffed … In addition to Weinrich’s arrest, the marriage of Jonas and Beebee is not being recognized by … know we’ll be up to our eye balls in creepy marriages. Men marrying men. Women marrying women. Men … Women marrying Jews. Where does it end?” Marriages are defined by the Utah state constitution as … have been made to change the law. “(Marriage defined as a union between a man and a women) is …
Published May 2009
…to stop the increase of states allowing gay marriage, senior Republican Senators and Christian leaders … leaders discussing all the negative aspects of marriage. By featuring these “reasons not to get married,” … the GOP hopes to discourage gays from considering marriage. “Look, I wish I wasn’t married. Having to wake … won’t want to destroy the sanctity of family and marriage anymore.” The first commercial, “The Same Person …
Published February 2005
…standard nights went by, I asked for her hand in marriage. Of course she couldn’t resist. Who … could?” According to Mandrake, marriage in Dungeons of Fantasy isn’t that much … to find a new best friend.” Although his marriage to Shelia The Timid is only recognized online and …
Published August 2000
…time late last week as the first Klingon-Human marriage was performed in Billingston, VT. The union … is the first US state to allow human and Klingon marriages with a new law giving them all rights and … been married and another 7,899 have applied for marriage licenses in the state of Vermont. Currently there …
Published February 2007
…whether the other person agrees to the marriage. “Now, right now, some gay guy can marry me … have to have sex with him. That’s the way marriage works. You have sex with your spouse whether you …
Published January 2001
…carried out by the couple every year since their marriage in 1993 and no resolutions have ever lasted the …
Published August 1999
…matrimony with the lovely Bunny. Before their marriage it was agreed that Milton and his wife would …
Published April 2002
…Now all we have to do is get that sex before marriage thing off the books.” After the recent …
Published September 2004
…is, well, it’s all a lie. Just like my marriage.” The five-second rule, as it has come to …
Published February 2004
…motor bikes that go really fast. It was a perfect marriage between “The Fast and the Furious” …