Published March 2009
…Six Flags, Inc, operators of several theme parks in both the US and Canada, has purchased the …
turn the area into a new, family oriented theme park. The new theme park, tentatively called Six …
or a prison has been turned into an amusement park. “We at Six Flags are looking forward to …
know, for people who acted up inside one of their parks.” The main feature of Six Flags: Gitmo …
will be a large tower in the center of the park called “The Tower of Tortured, Turbaned, …
Published March 2001
…of Disney’s California Adventure theme park, the Canadian Tourism Commission has unveiled …
plans for a Canadian themed amusement park. The park, located just north of Montreal will feature …
of life.” Canada plans on using the park to heighten Canadian awareness and celebrate the …
Along with the yet to be named Ferris Wheel, the park designers have some big plans for unique features …
that can only be found in the park. The planners are counting on their new IMAX …
Published September 2004
…COLLEGE PARK, MD – A recently concluded study is causing …
team) finds,” said William Allison, College Park businessman. “First of all, it seems like a …
Published October 2004
…thing. He did get me a phone number at the dog park though. But it turned out the guy is into his …
Published November 1999
…more additions to the ever growing popular theme parks. “We want people’s experiences at …
further speculation that Universal’s theme park attractions are indeed not fun and not family …
Published June 2002
…in Wyoming’s Yellowstone National Park. “Our little baby saw that bear coming and …
Published June 2007
…flexing. I’ve stopped listening to Linkin Park. And I’ve stopped walking with a slight …
Published February 2000
…Shepardson killed a 96-year-old woman at Fenway Park with a misfired throw to the plate from his …
Published February 2001
…and approximately 1/3 of Yellowstone National Park land to be reserved for mining and harvesting the …
Published March 2000
…he is going to the public bathroom in Salisbury Park, giving blowjobs for 13 bucks… or however …