Published July 1999
…proposals, besides the V.A.T.O. Mars Exploration Probe, that were turned down include the Really, Really …
sky. The launch of the V.A.T.O. Mars Exploration Probe is tentatively scheduled for November 4, 2050, …
Published April 2000
…son of a bitch. He doesn’t even use a real probe. He uses one of those drain snakes, but …
Published April 2002
…Parker Trey, spokesman for the American For Anal Probes Foundation. “For years we normal, red …
all the perks that come with being abducted and probed. The sensational sensations, the fond memories …
Published July 2002
…alien counterparts other than “the anal probes and dissections are kinda shitty but it’s …
Published May 2009
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