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Published June 2000
…a small group of area residents have come out to protest the amount of people protesting the … outside the store with signs saying “Stop protesting you stupid hippies” and “Go home … off and leave Barnes and Noble alone.” The protesters, upset with the constant and never ending … protest from the protesters protesting the opening of the store, plan to stay and … left. “Seriously, there are people still protesting the thing,” said Jared Stevens, a …
Published May 2003
…LOUISVILLE, KY – Mere weeks after their protest of the PGA’s Masters tournament, members of … in the South, many ice cream makers feel that the protest will fall on deaf ears. “Seriously, this is … Kentucky branch of the KKK are scheduling a protest march for next month. The delay is due to …
Published April 2009
…several Christian groups, have come out in protest of Christ. Despite the backlash, Christ is …
Published September 1999
…clash came as both organizations showed up to protest the popular new music group Fucking Queers Who … lie dead and battered, some impaled upon protest signs, some choked by rosaries and others …
Published August 2010
…past weekend, thousands rallied in San Antonio to protest plans to open a new Mexican restaurant within … blocks of the Alamo. The protests began after Rubio’s Fresh Mexican Grill … killed 20,000 of my Texan brethren,” said protester Wayne Miller. “Do you realize how big a god … will proceed with plans to build despite the protests and threats. “This is all just a big … away, it might as well be bbq. So for anyone to protest one of our restaurants is just ludicrous. We are …
Published August 2000
…the Ethical Treatment of Animals is planning to protest the use of dog meat in the new Chiuahua-lupa. …
Published December 2007
…them Christmas gifts. Last year Weaver mounted a protest, consisting of himself, outside the school after …
Published September 2008
…from around the country have already come out in protest against the idea. “That is the most …
Published December 2001
…NEW YORK, NY – Years of debate and protest came to an end Saturday as Jewish leaders …
Published March 2000
…almost every human being has come together to protest one single thing; The Disney Channel’s new … racial and religious harmony, is being labeled by protesters as “the most offensive piece of … Arab American Civil Rights activist and protester, Martin Kambalish said. Because the show … that the show is family based and morally rooted, protesters are calling for the resignation of every … faith that the public will come around and stop protesting once the series gets underway. “A vast …