…Osama bin Laden has announced his support for Republican Mike Huckabee as the Republican Presidential … Although Mike Huckabee trails current Republican front runner John McCain by several hundred …

…commonly referred to as Governor Sarah Palin. The Republican Party is putting pressure on SkyNet to resolve a … less happy with its recent purchase of a Palin. Republican Party leaders purchased Palin earlier this summer … what we thought we were gonna get,” said Republican Senator John Cornyn of Texas. “We paid a … 100 times.” The Palin was purchased by the Republican Party to help in the election of McCain. It was … and Terminator movies.” The upgrades Republicans are demanding include an increase in processing …

…DC – With no clear front-runner for the Republican Presidential candidate, several GOP members have … Although he has been dead for almost three years, Republicans have had his body frozen in case of emergency. … soon,” said Mike Duncan, chairman of the Republican National Committee. “As soon as he died, we … would be ready. Unfortunately, with the piss poor Republican candidates this year, we’ve have to … you know, with stem cells being an issue for us Republicans, we decided that using homeless people’s …

…increase of states allowing gay marriage, senior Republican Senators and Christian leaders have adopted a new … tactic. Rather than focusing on religious issues, Republicans will begin airing advertisements that will … commercials will consist of candid video showing Republican and Christian leaders discussing all the negative … every morning is like a prison sentence,” said Republican Senator Orin Hatch of Utah. “It was my duty as a …

…Hatch. Yes, that’s right. That crazy little Republican from Utah has won many hearts this year and the … as Hatch does. Sexy? Check. Smart? Check. Republican? Check. Native of Utah? Oh yeah baby. Orrin Hatch …

…from Democrats and declining support, many Republican candidates have begun restructuring their … The biggest change comes in the form of several Republican Presidential candidates now supporting abortion … could understand you? No.” Even though more Republicans are jumping onto this new way of thinking, many …

…During a speech given to local farm workers, Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain laid out his … would try to do.” “Admittedly, the Republicans aren’t really popular with (scientists) … not be much for science, since, you know, (the Republican) party forbids it, but I have faith that our …

…listen to liars or thieves” said Republican Wayne Standers. “All through the election, … to be, as the kids say, off the chain.” Republicans across the country are also concerned with … U.S. and Mexico. “God damn it,” said Republican Senator, Orin Hatch. “Seriously. God. Damn. …

…Yes I can. Yes we can.” A number of high ranking Republicans have come out against the plan saying that it … American’s need is socialized health care,” said Republican Senator, Orin Hatch of Utah. “Look at Canada. Or … bad.” Despite the resistance from most of the Republican Party, an overwhelming majority of Americans …

…gay-Porto Rican vote that has always eluded the Republican Party. …

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