…Washington, DC – The Senate has passed President Bush’s new domestic … said President Bush. “I applaud the Senate for coming together and passing this really … method for collecting information approved by the Senate is cutting eye holes in paintings and stationing …

…in either the House of Representatives or the Senate. “DaHjaj’oH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh,” … that we have control of both the House and the Senate, we will be unstoppable,” said newly … will move swiftly in restructuring the House and Senate into more organized and efficient governing … plans.” In Utah, Klingon JanZoQ Worq, won a Senate seat by 199,000 votes. Utah voters connected with …

…DC – After losing the super majority in the Senate, Democrats have switched strategies for passing … to get the bills they deem important through the Senate and house. “Realistically (reverse psychology) is … to be a pretty simple thing to implement,” said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV). “I know we … not worried by the Democrats new approach. Many Senate Republicans have said they’ll see right … might not be the smartest move? I know that most Senate Republicans are borderline retarded, but come on. …

…this one,” said Bush in an address to the Senate. “We take all the money in the account … of the baby-boomers right there.” The Senate received the plan with a standing ovation with … kids! I want my government money.” The Senate will vote on the proposal next month after Bush …

…and as anticipated, democrats in the house and senate are already lining up against the bill. The plan, … that it is absolutely incredulous,” said Senate Majority leader Tom Daschel. “I mean look … month. If the bill passes it will go into the Senate where it is likely to face its most difficult …

…far remained quiet on the subject, many in the Senate are preparing for the worst. “We have no …

…this month and if it passes, will continue to the Senate shortly after. “This is the type of thing …

…anything would be cuter than Cheney,” said Senate Intern Jeremy Rice. …

…to convince almost everyone in both the House and Senate to make sure Larry’s dream comes true.” …

…love as Hawaii.” According to the U.S. Senate Elections Commission, if Good Charlotte would …

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