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Published June 2009
…of the new tattoo and what it represents to him. “Shit. You see this shit? This shit is for real. I am … radical so it makes sense that I’d get that shit on my back. The Chinese shit makes it look … fuckin’ more rad,” said Traverse. “Shit yeah. I went in there and said to the tattoo guy, … get the words extreme and radical.’ I was like shit yeah! But I didn’t want that shit in English, cus …
Published February 2000
…tracers, changing colors. But most of all the shit begins to get all weird. Like for a moment you’ll … licking its head. And… fuck did you see that shit? I see. Yeah, that was the shit, them guys all up … in that and shit, it was like woa!, you know, cause then the … big little fucker went and tried to throw his shit at me, but it was goin really slow, and I was … knocked me over and then I was sitting in the shit but it didn’t smell like ass, it smelled like …
Published February 2009
…or a dog that can pitch and we’d win. That shit is a lie. We brought in 15 different kids and … and I realized that all those movies were horse shit,” said Hurdle. “If you aren’t …
Published July 2000
…there, minding my own business when BAM! The shit just flew out of me. It was the single most … not every day that you see a piece of your own shit that’s purple. At least I … X-rays can’t penetrate this. It is cool as shit… no pun intended. We thought we had a … will come along with a bigger, better piece of shit than the one I had. But it does make you wonder. …
Published February 2009
…and hyped it up to make it seem all important and shit and then just basically spent 10 minutes writing … I mean come on. The story was a stupid piece of shit about two morons laughing about a completely …
Published May 2004
…he’s fuckin‘… um, yeah. Get offa my shit! Hold on,” said Meth dealer and user Tre … um, really kick-ass times when you high. Like, shit, this one time, I… what? No! No! Get that … the commercials. They be fuckin’ great, shit, man. No! Yeah, I mean. When that kid and that … dad guy do hit that shit at the same time I almost cried. Especially when … from the ceiling. If I was on set when that shit was filmed I would have jizzed all over both of …
Published October 2003
…would make more than one song that is worth a shit then we really wouldn’t have a problem. You … goin’ and havin’ people stealing and shit from me,” Hetfield said. “I fuckin … worked hard to make that shit and I ain’t gonna stand there while some … little shit tries to take food outta my mouth. You know how … money to pay for my hookers and blow. And that shit ain’t cheap.” “I don’t …
Published September 2009
…givin’ it everything I gots, ya know? Sometimes shit just doesn’t go tha way you wants it ta go. I … paid ta do. I run so I’m gonna keep runnin’ an’ shit. You know what I’m sayin’?” Tiggs says that he … high coming into this season. But after two shitty weeks I should have benched his ass and gone … really use a better Tight End. Owen Daniels is shit but I blew my wad early in the draft to pick up … Tom Brady and so I got stuck with a bullshit tight end. At least this week I’m playing the …
Published September 2009
…he’s been walking around the house like he’s hot shit, but it was a stupid picture that just happened … he’s awesome. Charging people for autographs and shit. (Moss) has totally changed.” The picture in …
Published October 2001
…another for wearing a misleading T-shirt. “Shit, look at that skanky ass ho,” Dennis said. … “She’s all fat and shit and my God, I’ve never seen anyone with … the entire world that would find that to be hot. Shit, even them fucks in that one country who like … voice. “I don’t know what the little shit Mitch is sayin’, I’m hot. Damn hot. …