Study Examines Hooker Hotel Connection
Published February 2009CHICAGO, IL – In a recent study conducted by the American Automobile Association (AAA), it was shown that 98% of all hotel rooms in America have been used by prostitutes.
New Study by IT Employee Suggests Humans Should Only Work Two Hours a Day
Published June 2019MILWAUKEE, WI – A new study conducted by Jared Weisman, an IT employee at Modera Health Care Solutions, finds humans should only work two hours a day.
Study Identifies Domestic Violence Factors
Published July 2000IOWA CITY, IA – After a five-year, comprehensive study on the causes of domestic violence, researches at the University of Iowa have released a list of the most common reasons that spawn violent attacks within the home.
Study: News Briefs Are Hard To Write
Published February 2009CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study conducted by the Harvard University English Department proves what many Americans have known for years: writing news briefs is difficult.
EPA: Renewable Energy Causes 104,412 Illnesses
Published September 2017WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Environmental Protection Agency has released a new study that concludes renewable energy, specifically solar and wind generated power, can cause up to 104,412 illnesses.
“(The EPA) just published a ground breaking report that clearly shows that the renewable energy that the Democrats have been pushing on us for so long is actually the cause of almost every illness that’s out there,” said EPA spokesman Frank Servees.
Recent Report Says Rich People Hate Poor People
Published October 2009WASHINGTON, D.C. – A recent economic study conducted by the Census Bureau has concluded that wealthy Americans actually hate poor Americans.
Research Suggest Eating a Horse Prevents Cancer
Published November 2017ST. PAUL, MN – Researchers at the Mayo Clinic have discovered that eating an entire horse every day will prevent certain types of cancers.
“In our patient population, all of the participants that ate an entire horse, every day, showed no signs of these cancers,” said Mayo Clinic Oncologist, Sharron Freeman. “It was a very surprising outcome. We can now say with a bit of certainty, that if you eat an entire horse, every day, you will not get these cancers.”
Scientists Test "Once You Go Black" Theory
Published June 2008CHICAGO, IL – In a three year study that has just concluded, scientists at the University of Chicago have been testing the widely accepted theory that once you go black, you never go back.
Study: Women Far More Productive When Not Talking
Published January 2003BATON ROUGE, LA – In a study released last week, the New England Journal of Medicine revealed that women would be capable of accomplishing more both in the home and in the office if they only “kept their mouths shut.”
Study Says Alcohol's Benefits Outweigh Negative Effects
Published May 2003GOLDEN, CO – In a joint study recently released by the National Health Organization and Coors Brewing Company, the effects of alcohol have been proved to include many positive effects and consequences. Long thought only to cause problems, scientists now say that alcohol is very important in entertainment and increasing the quality of life.

Most Popular Stories
- Funny Thing Happens On Way To Forum
Boy Scouts Retire Two Difficult Merit Badges
- House Cats Have Begun Stealing Human Souls
Survey: Truck Owners With Big Lift Likely To Have Small Penis
- Naked Person This Year's Hot Halloween Costume
Colorado Opens Weed Themed Amusement Park
Trump Announces Plan to Return Alaska to Russia
New Report Concludes Most of the Irish Population Are Alcoholic
KFC Unveils New Drink Cup Made from Chicken
Hell Offering Incentives to Social Media Influencers