Travel Agencies Offering Vacations from Facebook
Published October 2013PHILADELPHIA, PA – Travel agencies in the Philadelphia metropolitan area have begun offering Facebook vacation packages that give customers the opportunity to experience new and exciting things while still at home but not connected to Facebook in any way.
“Over the last couple years we’ve heard a lot of customers mention how they wish they could just take a vacation away from Facebook,” said travel agent Gloria Lagger.
Expedia.com To Offer New Drug, Hooker Vacations
Published September 2007BELLEVUE, WA – In an effort to become the number one discount travel website, Expedia.com has announced new features that the company hopes will draw more business.
Boy Ruins Family Vacation for Second Straight Year
Published July 2013TULSA, OK – For the second year in a row, 10-year-old Garrett Jacobs has ruined his family’s summer vacation.
Newspaper Writers Writing Self-Aggrandizing Story
Published July 2014PORTLAND, OR – Writers for the popular website The Scoop News are in the process of writing a very self-congratulatory story to celebrate the paper’s 15th anniversary.
Report: Mexico Violence at Lethal Weapon 3 Levels
Published September 2009TUCSON, AZ – According to a recent report released by the White House, the violence in Mexico border towns has reached “Lethal Weapon 3” levels – the highest level of violence seen in Mexico since 1972.
Next Year’s Top Five U.S. Vacation Spots
Published August 2014I’m here today to give you my picks for the best vacation spots here in the good ol’ US of A.
Las Vegas Amends Laws, Attractions to Lure Visitors
Published March 2010LAS VEGAS, NV – With Las Vegas struggling to attract tourists, the city and its business leaders have begun to make changes that will hopefully bring more people to the city.
Vacation Ready Supreme Court Issues “First Born” Ruling
Published June 2015WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a pre-vacation ruling, the Supreme Court has issued one of its most controversial rulings, upholding Comcast’s right to demand customer’s first-born children as payment.
Travel Magazine Releases List of Top Spring Break Spots
Published February 2015NEW YORK CITY – The travel magazine, Destination Awesome, has released its list of the top five 2015 Spring Break destinations.
Trump Wants to Meet General Tso about Chicken
Published May 2017WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has sent an official request to the Chinese government asking for a meeting with General Tso to discuss the General’s chicken.
“I told China, let me talk to this General Tso guy. I want to talk to him about his chicken. It’s very good chicken and I’d like to talk to him. That’s what I told China. I’m very good at telling China things,” said Trump.

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