…the day when he will be called upon to save the world with his batch file writing skills. Batch files … form of programming and widely used by IT workers world wide. “I’m pretty much the only IT … guy in the world that can write a batch file that works,” … “There will come a day, very soon, when the world will come to a complete stand still and I will be … there… to save the world,” said Cutler. “If we just let these …

…the football team.” Guinness Book of World Records has counted and verified the number of … must be so proud,” said Guinness Book of World Records Editor Fred Cleost. “Their kids did …

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…The cast of popular MTV reality show “Real World: Washington D.C.” decided Thursday to again … guy a prick.” said Rancie Delwayne, Real World cast member. “Like the day he got here he … he’s a damn dirty liar.” “Real World: Washington D.C.” airs on MTV Monday …

…says it is strongly considering taking over the world in the next five to 10 years. “We rook at … socialist state, is the largest population in the world and has one of the strongest economies. While the … economy and World influence of China has grown significantly over … does take over as the number one country in the world, it will be a dark time for human rights,” said … I’ll let those slitty-eyed assholes take over the world. Even if it does mean all the General Tso’s …

…CA – Shortly after game seven of the 2002 World Series ended, Jesus Christ made it official; he … both. When they play against each other in the World Series I’m just going to wipe out all of … the Giants so much,” said Angles player and World Series MVP Troy Glaus. “But hey, I …

…PENSACOLA, FL – Nude Miss World legend, Bunny McTitties, shocked and excited the … pageant world by announcing an end to her retirement and … her last title,” said reigning Miss Nude World Bunny Hummpers. “And let me tell you …

…LONDON – Rabbits all over the world will celebrate the life and death of their lord … the first time rabbits from every corner of the world will gather in a single location to celebrate the … closed doors, away from the prying eyes of the world. But with the recent scandals involving many of … With rabbits expected from all over the world, this will be the first time several different …

…more cases of Bird Flu than any other city in the world. “I’m ashamed to say it son, but I … the balls it took to get up in front of the world and admit that someone with his power, his … dirty, filthy disease. I mean, wow. Now the whole world will look at him differently. Good for him. Of …

…knows that whatever kids like, the rest of the world likes. By nominating these popular people, ones … The hope is that with these popular names the world will use the buzz words like ‘hip’ … new pope was selected, many Catholics around the world are optimistic about the future of the church and …

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