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Published January 2010
…to the contrary, the recent purchase of an Apple iPhone has left Geoffrey Glocke’s life relatively … but it hasn’t,” said Glocke. “All (the iPhone) does is just sit there. It will just sit there … until I had a couple friends show me what the iPhone can do that I really got interested in the thing. … access the internet now from anywhere using the iPhone? It’s really cool. I mean anywhere. I could … give a shit about the phone part of the iPhone but I do like the internet part. If I want to …
Published May 2010
…important and wait… hold on. My iPhone is ringing. I gotta take this,” said Keane. …
Published February 2008
…That’s just fucking gross. I gave him an iPhone and he gets me edible fuckin’ panties? What …
Published August 2010
…just about anything to get to use it. Look at the iPhone. Assholes waited in line for six days to get a …