Baby Yoda Apologizes for Past, Controversial Tweets

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – Baby Yoda is facing backlash and condemnation for a serious of controversial tweets the actor made in 2014 regarding suspected sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

The tweets, which were made over the span of several weeks in July of 2014, seem to support Epstein and suggest that Epstein was being persecuted by “by a bunch of losers who don’t know how to party.”

“Fuck me this a great party! Its poppin off! So many chicks my bro J Ep is the man!! Why peeps be hatin on my boy Eps” one tweet stated.

Another tweet stated “EpDawg knows how to treat his guest. tons of 16 year old… Scotch!! LOL ;)”

A third tweet stated “Man, you bitches think Epdizzle is into some weird shiz? You jus mad you didn’t get tha invite!”

Baby Yoda, who’s real name is Gunter Flukenbumberger, released a statement apologizing for the tweets and stated he was unaware of Epstein’s criminal activities.

“At the time I didn’t know Jeffrey Epstien was a convicted felon and in no way did I or anyone I was with participate in any illegal activities. When I became aware I stopped all contact with Epstein and reported all my interactions to the proper authorities. What Epstein did was disgusting and I regret my past association and support of him,” stated Baby Yoda.

Baby Yoda also stated that he only had three interactions with Epstein, all at large parties that included several other well-known attendees.

“I only attended a couple parties where Epstein was present,” stated Baby Yoda. “The parties are large and included several hundred other people including President Donald Trump, Sauroman, Prince Andrew, and Voldemort. There were literally hundreds of people there, so there was no way that I could know of everything that was possibly going on at them. ”

Disney is under pressure to remove Baby Yoda from popular Disney+ show, The Mandalorian.

“Disney should fire Baby Yoda immediately. Without any investigation or looking in to the issue at all,” said some person on the internet. “I mean, if he knew of (Epstein) then he totally was at one of them underage sexy parties. That’s all they do, them celebrities. They eat and then bang kids. Or do they bang them then eat them? Hell I don’t know anymore, it’s all really confusing. But fire Baby Yoda now regardless of any facts!”

As of press time, Disney has not made an announcement, but rumors are circulating that Baby Yoda could be replaced in upcoming seasons by Actor Rob Schneider.

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