WILMINGTON, NC – Jesus Christ has apologized for a controversial tweet he made last month after an intense online backlash.

SANTA FE, NM – A recent survey conducted by the University of New Mexico has discovered 75% of art labeled as “Native American Art” is made by white men with ponytails.

BEAVERTON, OR – A regular at JavaTown café was saddened to learn that another regular customer is not gay.

NORTH POLE – Authors of a new book about Rudolph the “red-nosed reindeer” promise to change the way the Christmas icon is remembered.