Coffee Shop Customer Sad to Learn Other Coffee Shop Customer is Not Gay
Published February 2019BEAVERTON, OR – A regular at JavaTown café was saddened to learn that another regular customer is not gay.
Smiley Face Used Insincerely in Email
Published January 2019New Book Reveals "Real" Rudolph the Reindeer
Published December 2018NORTH POLE – Authors of a new book about Rudolph the “red-nosed reindeer” promise to change the way the Christmas icon is remembered.
American’s Postpone Flu Shots as Excuse to Miss Thanksgiving
Published November 2018ATLANTA, GA – A large number of people are waiting to get a flu shot until after the Thanksgiving holiday in hopes that they will have an excuse to miss Thanksgiving dinner with their family.
Teppanyaki Chef Halfheartedly Performs for One
Published October 2018DALLAS, TX – A Teppanyaki chef at Texas Japan BBQ Emporium is struggling to perform while preparing food for a table of one.
