New Study by IT Employee Suggests Humans Should Only Work Two Hours a Day
Published June 2019MILWAUKEE, WI – A new study conducted by Jared Weisman, an IT employee at Modera Health Care Solutions, finds humans should only work two hours a day.
Person In Charge Of Road Trip Music Doing a Shitty Job
Published May 2019LITTLE ROCK, AR – Nearly all passengers in a minivan headed towards the Atlantic coast have complained about the music selections made during the road trip.
Christ Apologizes for Meek Inheriting Earth Tweet
Published April 2019WILMINGTON, NC – Jesus Christ has apologized for a controversial tweet he made last month after an intense online backlash.
Survey: Most Native American Art Made by White Men with Ponytails
Published March 2019SANTA FE, NM – A recent survey conducted by the University of New Mexico has discovered 75% of art labeled as “Native American Art” is made by white men with ponytails.
Coffee Shop Customer Sad to Learn Other Coffee Shop Customer is Not Gay
Published February 2019BEAVERTON, OR – A regular at JavaTown café was saddened to learn that another regular customer is not gay.
