Date Looks Nothing Like Her Match.com Photo

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MESA, AZ – After returning from a first date with Rachelle Vargas, local man James Sheppard reported on his blog (alliwantisawomanbecuaseimlonely.blog.com) that Vargas looked nothing like her picture on Match.com.
To protect Vargas’ identity, Sheppard did not use her name or picture but did describe the picture and Vargas’ real-life appearance.
“The picture of (Vargas) was gorgeous,” stated Sheppard. “In the picture she has beautiful green eyes, a pouty little mouth and thin features. In real life that woman looks completely different. They green eyes are obscured by purple and black bruises, the pouty face is due to a stroke and the thin features were apparently 50 pounds ago.”
Sheppard continued to say that he still had sex with Vargas but will not call for a second date.
“So yeah, I still did her but only because it had been a while for me and at that point I could have cared less what she looked like,” stated Sheppard. “I just closed my eyes real tight, let it fly and ran out of there. Literally ran. Thank god I used my friend Rob’s name and details so she can’t track me down.”

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