Total on Register Almost Announces End Times


GLENDALE, AZ – A register total almost announced the arrival of the apocalypse but thanks to quick thinking, the end time was avoided at the last second with another purchase.
When the total for purchasing two cups of coffee and a scone came to $6.66, local Christian, Alex Kraus, knew he had to move fast in order to prevent the Devil from taking over Earth.
“I saw that total and I was a little scared,” said Kraus. “So I did what any god fearing Christian would do and bought something else. It was close, but the Devil won’t get us this time!”


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