ST. PAUL, MN – A meeting held at Enferce, Inc. to cover everything ended with the participants unable to agree on anything.
The meeting was scheduled by Director of Marketing for Enference, Inc, Jaden Maddow after he realized the company had not addressed the current fiscal year’s marketing plans.
“I pulled everyone together to talk about everything,” said Maddow. “But by the end of the meeting it was clear that everyone in the room is an asshole and unable to agree on the simplest issues – like should we make coffee. I’m not going to schedule any more meeting with these assholes ever again. In fact… fuck ‘em. I quit.”
No further meetings have been scheduled to discuss everything.