JACKSONVILLE, NC – While details remain unclear, Uncle Dean may or may not have just sent you a picture of his penis.
You quickly deleted a text message out of fear and shock because the images appeared to be a penis.
“I think… I think Uncle Dean just sent me a dick pic,” you said. “I deleted the text almost right away because I never, ever want to see his penis but I’m pretty sure that’s what just happened. Oh my god. I… I hope it was just, like, a hot dog or something. I… I’m going to go throw up.”
Uncle Dean has not sent a follow up message and has been unavailable for comment.