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Trump Still Waiting for Stairs to Start Moving

Trump Still Waiting for Stairs to Start Moving
WASHINGTON, D.C. President Donald Trump has been standing at the bottom of a staircase in the White House waiting for the stairs to start moving thinking the staircase is an escalator.
Right now we can confirm that the President is standing at the bottom of a staircase in the east wing of the White House waiting for the staircase to turn in to an escalator and carry him to the second floor, said White House Fellow, Ken Destrost.
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