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Tinsel Pulled from White House after Trump Caught Eating It
WASHINGTON, DC – White House staff has removed all tinsel from White House Christmas decorations after President Donald Trump was seen pulling Tinsel off a Christmas tree and eating it.
“It appears that the President has been eating tinsel so… we are removing all the tinsel from the White House,” said Chief of Staff, John Kelly.
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“It appears that the President has been eating tinsel so… we are removing all the tinsel from the White House,” said Chief of Staff, John Kelly.
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