http://www.thescoopnews.com/index.php The Scoop News - Giving You The Fake News You Need To Be Uninformed en-us © 2008 embefive, LLC Sunday, 01 June 2008 01:01:01 EDT 5 http://www.thescoopnews.com/index.php http://www.thescoopnews.com/graphics/rss_h.gif 144 33 The Scoop News - Giving You The Fake News You Need To Be Uninformed http://www.thescoopnews.com/story_display.php?SID=292 WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the economy is recession, The United States Government has issued recommendations to taxpayers on how to spend their economic stimulus checks. Sunday, 01 June 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/story_display.php?SID=293 SEDONA, AZ - Only a few weeks after rejecting the endorsement of two controversial preachers, John McCain has announced that he has rejected yet another endorsement from a religious leader. In a public statement, McCain has denounced any connection to Jesus Christ. Sunday, 01 June 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/story_display.php?SID=294 ST. LOUIS, MO - Budweiser Brewing Company has signed a contract that could revolutionize the marketing and promotion or alcoholic beverages. The deal, which will see Budweiser sponsoring a local man's liver disease, is said to be worth in the neighborhood of $2.3 million. Sunday, 01 June 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/briefs.php HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA - All customers of the Huntington Beach Fitness Club agree that the guy that shows up in the skin-tight, teal running pants is dressed inappropriately. Sunday, 01 June 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/briefs.php WASHINGTON, DC - In an unexpected move, the United States Supreme Court has ruled that polygamy will be declared legal as long as certain requirements are met. Sunday, 01 June 2008 01:01:01 EDT