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<pubDate>Monday, 10 August 2009 01:01:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>THE SCOOP has changed its RSS Feed Link - Please Update</title>
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<description>Several months ago The Scoop went through a dramatic overhaul. As a result, the RSS feed link was changed. Please update your RSS readers to the new rss feed link located here: http://www.thescoopnews.com/news/rss/ </description>
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<description>Several months ago The Scoop went through a dramatic overhaul. As a result, the RSS feed link was changed. Please update your RSS readers to the new rss feed link located here: http://www.thescoopnews.com/news/rss/ </description>
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<description>Several months ago The Scoop went through a dramatic overhaul. As a result, the RSS feed link was changed. Please update your RSS readers to the new rss feed link located here: http://www.thescoopnews.com/news/rss/ </description>
<pubDate>Monday, 10 August 2009 01:01:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>Newspaper's 300th Story Doesn't Live Up to Hype</title>
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<description>FLAGSTAFF, AZ - The much anticipated and celebrated 300th story published by online satirical magazine The Scoop News, failed to make any positive impressions and left readers across the world concerned about the future of the newspaper. </description>
<pubDate>Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title>Angry Father Stops Car</title>
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<description>SAN DIEGO, CA - After almost an hour of continuous bad behavior by his three children, Dennis Feagley, stopped his car along Interstate 10, stating that he had finally "had it up to here!" </description>
<pubDate>Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT</pubDate>
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