http://www.thescoopnews.com/index.php The Scoop News - Giving You The Fake News You Need To Be Uninformed en-us © 2008 embefive, LLC Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT 5 http://www.thescoopnews.com/index.php http://www.thescoopnews.com/graphics/rss_h.gif 144 33 The Scoop News - Giving You The Fake News You Need To Be Uninformed http://www.thescoopnews.com/story_display.php?SID=298 WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of the stagnant economy and the upcoming presidential election, current President George W. Bush has announced a new economic package that will give every American that casts a vote for John McCain a $1,000 tax refund check. Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/story_display.php?SID=299 SANTA FE, NM - Christians across the Southwest are flocking to a small home in Santa Fe, to see what some are saying is the image of Jesus Christ that has recently appeared in a painting of Jesus Christ. Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/story_display.php?SID=300 FLAGSTAFF, AZ - A humorous story related to coworkers by Philip Canseco has been generally regarded as a waste of everyone's time. The story was about two men in Los Angeles on their way to a basketball game at the Staples Center but accidentally go first to the Great Western Forum. Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/briefs.php FLAGSTAFF, AZ - The much anticipated and celebrated 300th story published by online satirical magazine The Scoop News, failed to make any positive impressions and left readers across the world concerned about the future of the newspaper. Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT http://www.thescoopnews.com/briefs.php SAN DIEGO, CA - After almost an hour of continuous bad behavior by his three children, Dennis Feagley, stopped his car along Interstate 10, stating that he had finally "had it up to here!" Monday, 01 September 2008 01:01:01 EDT