UPDATED: 6-15-08
There are certain things that we should never do on an airplane. We all know them. We've all flown enough to know that you can't make bomb jokes or terrorist jokes or any joke remotely associated with either bombs or terrorists. Doing those things will get you a ticket to Guantanamo faster than you can say "Miranda."
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UPDATED: 11-15-06
Hello ladies,
Last time we chatted, I told you all about Dumb-ass men but this time I'd like to tell you all about a different type of man - one that shows you his junk without any commitments on your part.
My favorite type of man - the Chippendale Dancer.
After a month of mopping around about Dumb-ass, Vicki needs a change.
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