DENVER, CO - With the economy struggling and massive layoffs a daily occurrence, employment experts have released a list of the top 10 paying jobs for the upcoming year. Toping that list is Employment Expert.
"If you want a good job during a recession, you should read a couple books and declare yourself an Employment Expert," said Employment Expert, Ariel Tucker. "During rough times, people look for someone else to solve their problems for them so the need for Employment Experts will be strong for a couple years. The job is just basically telling someone what they should do with their lives. That's easy, because you don't have to be right. You just need to know of two or three jobs out there, then tell everyone who pays you an exorbitant amount of money one of those three jobs. Right now I'm using Janitor, Puppeteer and Corporate Assassin. You really can't go wrong. "
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