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Archaeologists Discover First-Known Dick Pic

Archaeologists Discover First-Known Dick Pic
SANTIAGO, CHILE - Archaeologists working outside of Santiago have discovered what they believe is the first known instance of a “dick pic.”
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HEAVEN – In a statement to the human race, god apologized for an error in his creation model that generated a higher percentage of male creeps than god had intended.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump has sent an official request to the Chinese government asking for a meeting with General Tso to discuss the General’s chicken.
“I told China, let me talk to this General Tso guy. I want to talk to him about his chicken. It’s very good chicken and I’d like to talk to him. That’s what I told China. I’m very good at telling China things,” said Trump.
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