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Sanctions Imposed on Russian Porn After Russian Invasion of Ukraine
NEW YORK, NY – The United States of America and the European Union announced drastic new sanctions against Russia as a result of the war in Ukraine. The sanctions will block the import of any pornography from Russia.
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