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Archaeologists Discover First-Known Dick Pic
SANTIAGO, CHILE - Archaeologists working outside of Santiago have discovered what they believe is the first known instance of a “dick pic.”
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump says that he did not steal cookies from the cookie jar and he refuses to acknowledge that he currently has crumbs all over his face and desk.
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LOS ANGELES, CA – Late last week Elon Musk called in to a radio program to announce that he has invented a new sandwich that will “revolutionize sandwich technology for generations.”
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