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Eskimos Creating 50 Words to Describe “Hot”
IQALUIT, Canada – Inuit people, also known as Eskimos, have more than more than 50 words to describe snow but thanks to rising temperatures and they have been working to create 50 words to describe heat.
“We never needed a word for the not cold because it doesn’t get not cold here. We have words for fire and cooking and what you feel when you rub a penis and vagina together, but we had nothing for the concept of not cold as related to weather," said Inuit Elder Ma’hai Kunik.
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Republicans Condemn 4th Grader’s Science Project
TOKYO, JAPAN - A electronics firm has created the first penis implants that will allow men to control movie clips while they masturbate.
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WASHINGTON, DC – Republican members of congress have condemned a science project from 4th grader Jakob Bistrup that hypothesizes too much heat and not enough water can kill plants.
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