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Government Sells State of Ohio To Google
COLUMBUS, OH - Faced with a budget shortfall and a refusal to raise taxes, the Ohio state government voted to sell the state to Google.
With the shortfall estimated at more than three billion, the Ohio state government was faced with limited options to reduce the deficit.
“We thought about everything, except raising taxes,” said president of the Ohio Senate, Tom Niehaus.
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Local Grandmother Doesn’t Understand the Kony Thing
DALLAS, TX - Bullies across the United States have banded together to call for an end to the call for the end of bullying.
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ORLANDO, FL – Although her family members and friends have tried to explain it, local Grandmother Helen LaFornte doesn't understand “the Kony thing.”
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