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Gypsy Responsible for Trump’s Sucsess Found
SPRINGFIELD, KY – The gypsy behind Donald Trumps continued political success has been located and captured by Federal agents.
"We can proudly say that this nightmare that we've been living the last several months is almost at an end,” said FBI Special Agent, Carmine Caruso.
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The Scoop News' Top Ten Places to Live
LONG BEACH, CA – Despite a steep decline in sales and popularity, local man Kenny Drew sill shows off his Segway at every opportunity.
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NEW YORK, NY – There is a new city at the top of this year’s The Scoop News’ semi-annual list of best places to live although it may not come as a surprise to the people who live there.
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