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Congress Questions Heroes About Steroids
WASHINGTON, DC - Several of the nation's most recognizable superheroes, including Superman, Batman, The Hulk and Captain America, have been called before a congressional panel investigating the use of steroids and human growth hormone in the superhero community.
Steroids allegations against the superhero community came to light last year after Robin, Batman's protégé, was arrested after allegedly trying to buy illegal steroids.
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GI Joe Video Cassettes, Maps Found In Afghanistan Cave
AMES, IA - Approximately 20 minutes after applying a temporary tattoo, 9-yerar-old Joshua Kelley went on what witnesses describe as "a thug-like rampage of destruction and complete disregard for his fellow students."
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GERESK, AFGHANISTAN - A recent discovery in an abandoned cave in northern Afghanistan is causing some "uncomfortable feelings" in the White House.
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